What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

Short story writers, what is your favorite character you've created and do they appear in more than one of your works?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the best way to get over your ex?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

Dr No

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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